ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

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lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

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coochiejuice:

And y’all worried bout Amanda Bynes

coochiejuice:

And y’all worried bout Amanda Bynes

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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officialunitedstates:

you know the phrase damsel in distress?  well denzel washington could be a denzel in distress.  okay have a good night everyone