codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

(via gnarly)

Anonymous said: How far have you gone with a guy?

perks-of-being-chinese:

i went to canada with my dad once

du4ne:

me as a prom dj

"time to slow things down a little blt"

*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*

(via thefuuuucomics)

blueveinsandkitkats:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."


THERE’S NOTHING POETIC BOUT THAT QUOTE IT’S FROM SPONGEBOB COME ON NOW

blueveinsandkitkats:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

THERE’S NOTHING POETIC BOUT THAT QUOTE IT’S FROM SPONGEBOB COME ON NOW

richmondcee:

my stop 

richmondcee:

my stop 

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californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

(via goldenxge)

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What I desperately need is the motivation of Elle Woods.

preppyasalways:

I don’t think I’ve ever related more to a post.

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stilezs:

this is so real

stilezs:

this is so real

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