mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

(via wast3-of-spac3xxx)

snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

(via memewhore)

teamrocketing:

listen up fives, a maybe six on a good day is speaking

(via humorous-blog)

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

(Source: blainetabulous, via amou-r)

gaymommy:

grandpa what the fuck did you just do

gaymommy:

grandpa what the fuck did you just do

(Source: latadelixo, via doughpants)

master-of-sorcere:

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life

master-of-sorcere:

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)